Where's my car?

"Do you love the earth?"
"Yes"
"Then can you sign my petition for prop. (whatever, whichever)
"No."
The man's face dropped like he was actually surprised. Why can't these corporations find ways to promote their cause that isn't so obtrusive? Here's the laughable part, the part that makes for the "green grass". These young kids who make dollars for signatures hung their coats on the easel provided by the establishment. The same easel that held a sign saying, "Trader Joe's supports distraction free shopping." Apparently they suppoort the backpacks and the coats of the kids providing the distraction free shopping.